Tuesday, September 04, 2007

RUDY GIULIANI

Rudy's Tech Upgrades, and a Green-and-White Donor

Giuliani's web site was down yesterday so the site could add MySpace, FaceBook, and LinkedIn.

See, that's nothing. If I were them, I'd be organizing Former Jets for Rudy, starting with Boomer Esiason. Although any candidate who pledged to use the power of the presidency to get Esiason on Monday Night Football instead of Tony Kornheiser would get my vote.

UPDATE: A tech-minded staffer of a rival chortles, "They call this a blog? It's an aggregator... It’s a bit like a  Digg-clone, which simply links stuff and tracks how many people followed the links."

I fear this is quickly going to devolve into techie smack-talk:

You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?

09/04 09:49 AMShare