Wednesday, January 30, 2008

JOHN MCCAIN

SkyNet T-800 Model To Endorse McCain

I get great joy out of doing an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression, with no regard as to whether it's actually any good. So because this debate is meandering, pallid, devoid of clear contrasts and sharp exchanges, I'm torturing Mrs. CampaignSpot by sharing news of Arnold's expected endorsement of John McCain, which is supposed to happen tomorrow.

"I am eendorsing Jan McCain because in tooo-tousand, he vas defeated. He vas knocked down like a little girly man! But he said, 'I'll be back!' And now he is back! He cannot be terminated! He is the running man! He does not offer any True Lies! "

01/30 08:41 PMShare