Stunning, Shocking, Unimaginable News About John Edwards That We All Saw Coming

Thursday, August 13, 2009

JOHN EDWARDS

Readers, you probably want to sit down before you read this news.

John Edwards will admit he is the father of his former mistress's 18-month-old daughter.

You may recall John Edwards insisting that he could not be the father when he admitted the affair last year:

WOODRUFF: I need to ask about probably the most controversial allegation. Which is that a report has been published that the baby of Ms. Hunter is your baby. True?

EDWARDS: Not true. Published in a supermarket tabloid. That is absolutely not true.

WOODRUFF: Have you taken a paternity test?

EDWARDS: I have not, I would welcome participating in a paternity test. Be happy to participate in one. I know that it's not possible that this child could be mine because of the timing of events, so I know it's not possible. Happy to take a paternity test, and would love to see it happen.

This is because he is a big fat shameless liar who thinks you're stupid.

08/13 06:03 PM Share